The Daily Star has today been sensationally outed by our sources as a RUBBISH tabloid with NO CLASS and a VENDETTA against perfectly decent people. They've supposedly got it in for Eternal STUNNER Kelle Bryan, currently starring on ITV's Love Island. We heard that as they know that of all the islanders, she's by far the least likely to get her norks out in their paper, she's the EASIEST TARGET for a bit of bullying. It has been claimed that whilst Kelle is mature, confident, smart and her own person, these aren't traits that tabloid papers hold in particularly high esteem, allegedly.
Her recent MORAL TIRADES - despite the public's hatred of lanky muppet Sophie Anderton - aren't doing the songstress any favours, because although she's merely saying what the viewing public think, she's also being far too sensible, and that supposedly doesn't bode well for extensive coverage in a tabloid paper. We were told, "If she was saying that but doing the same thing herself, ie. being a hypocrite, the paper would possibly slate her even more, but they would perhaps say more about her. It's all about sales".
No press is bad press, apparently. Look at Jade Goody.
The Daily Star has set itself a mission to come up with a witty comment about Kelle's boring personality. If they're tuning in to catch a glimpse of clandestine oral sex, drunken stripshows or ridiculous, irrational wailing, the Kelle is not their girl. They are, of course, entitled to their lower-class opinion, and are to be commended for allowing the majority of civilised society to maintain a healthy degree of utter superiority. It does, however, highlight how uncivilised they allegedly are. Allegedly.
Nobody from the Daily Star was available for comment last night, but a close friend of the paper told us: "The Star is shit and secretly, the editor and the writers know that. It's a newspaper for little boys that can't reach the top shelf but like looking at plastic women with vacant expressions and STDs. Nobody should read it."
And they can quote me on that (since the unknown author covered themself against libel).
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But sadly, its all true.. the only reason the other tarts will get coverage is because you can gurantee they will later fulfill the papers desires by posing topless or semi nude.. and kelle has more class than that, i dont think her arm will be twisted either. she's on the same level as shane.. but then again, despite his new found christianity.. he still gets all the support from the media and public.. weird.. and they call kelle boring..
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On her official website she tells her fan(s) that she'll appear in Cinderella at Xmas. It would be rude for us to guess who she'll play
Well it's nice to know that all the hard work I put into that site has supplied a 'publication' that makes frontal labotomy patients look like Mensa candidates with an utterly hilarious witicism.
not really related to the topic on head.....but yeah they quoted the official website...so please Andy I know Kelle cant be here to tell you what to put on the site..but could u just add a few pix and quote some of her best moments in the island so far ;o) cheers me dears